women are strange!

[TVC]

Because women are sociable characters and one response leads to another, whereas man just states a fact and nothing else?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[screenman]

Maybe she knows you well enough to have worked out how long your attention span is likely to be.

 

[gavroche]

Maybe she knows you well enough to have worked out how long your attention span is likely to be.

You may have a point there as she is always saying that I don't listen.

 

[summerdays]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Yes.... I live with Mr Summerdays, he likes to ration his pearls of wisdom.... I've been known to give him a kick in the shins when he tries to give me a one word response.... So far I've spent 20 years trying to re-educate him.... And so far I've failed!

 

[Beebo]

When i leave a party it takes me 30 seconds to say goodbye, my wife takes 30 minutes, it vexes me.
Just wave and say goodbye, it isnt hard.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I talk a lot that's why I prefer men of few words

 

[Mandragora]

My husband has a great trick for making a short contribution last a few seconds longer, by stopping just before the noun in any given sentence, pausing thoughtfully and gazing into the middle distance. It makes a thirty second exchange last several minutes without any extra dialogue on his part at all. Adds an air of mystery to many conversations without any extra contribution on his part. Now I think of it, it may actually be the secret to a thirty year-long marriage

 

[welsh dragon]

I talk a lot that's why I prefer men of few words

It's even better to have a man who says nothing, because most of the time they talk b*****ks anyway.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

It's even better to have a man who says nothing, because most of the time they talk b*****ks anyway.

Not my kind of guys @welsh dragon. I choose the wise ones ... well, the ones that are convinced they are wise.

 

[welsh dragon]

Not my kind of guys @welsh dragon. I choose the wise ones ... well, the ones that are convinced they are wise.

A wise man. Mmm, now that is a novel idea.

 

[theclaud]

Can we have a ghetto for this kind of sh1te, like we do for helmets 'n' stuff?

 

[Mandragora]

If you want. It's called "ignore".

 

[Bazzer]

My wife and daughters can all individually talk for England . Put them together

 

[Pat "5mph"]

@gavroche @theclaud: men are from Mars, women are from Venus ...
The book and the assumptions behind it are a heap of bull manure, I know.
Still, we are different. Embrace it

 

[HertzvanRental]

My wife and daughters can all individually talk for England . Put them together

As they going to Rio next year!