women are strange!

[Kestevan]

Wasn't it Douglas Adams who showed why pens disappear "They slip quietly through wormholes in space to a planet inhabited solely by Pen based lifeforms, where they can enjoy a uniquely Biroid lifestyle, responding to Biro-orientated stimuli, leading the Biro equivalent of the good life"

Surely socks could manage the same feat *


*No pun intended)

Socks are simply the larval form of wire coathangers..... Explains perfectly why you buy loads of socks and never have any, and never buy coathangers but have a wardrobe full.
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