Word cup jokes?

[Gareth]

The Captain of the Nigerian football team has apologised for them being knocked out of the World Cup, and has promised a full refund of the cost of all the tickets bought by their loyal supporters. All you have to do is email him your bank details, and your mothers maiden name.

 

[Maz]

The FA have just unveiled their new England shirt sponsors - Huggies - pissed up front and shoot at the back.



[have we had that one? can't be ars'd to look thru all the pages...]

 

[Bayerd]

The FA have just unveiled their new England shirt sponsors - Huggies - pissed up front and shoot at the back.



[have we had that one? can't be ars'd to look thru all the pages...]

That makes sense, I'd heard before the WC that Tampax were to be the sponsors, but they pulled out at the last minute and left a right bloody mess...