hackbike 666
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England.
Word cup jokes?
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redddraggon
Blondie
- Location
- North Wales
hackbike 666
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Heh!
Soltydog
Legendary Member
- Location
- near Hornsea
The FA are to lauch a new badge for the England shirt. The 3 lions will be replaced with 3 tampons to represent the worst period they've had
killiekosmos
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Latest film release
hackbike 666
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Residents in England have been advised to close their windows as it is reported a shower of 5hyte is heading in from Africa.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
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- Thumberland
Apparently David Blaine is gutted as his record for doing f**k all in the box for 42 days has now been beaten by Wayne Rooney.
hackbike 666
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Belt and braces eh?
– I’ve just won two tickets to see the England team. Do you want to come with me? We’ll catch the bus to Gatwick Airport on Thursday and watch them come home.
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself American.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
– I’ve just won two tickets to see the England team. Do you want to come with me? We’ll catch the bus to Gatwick Airport on Thursday and watch them come home.
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself American.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Fabio/Tommy Cooper
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Why did the chicken cross the road?
According to FIFA, it didn't....
According to FIFA, it didn't....
hackbike 666
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Out of the World Cup....just like that.
Smokin Joe
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- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Can somebody come up with a joke that didn't start life in 1978 when Scotland got knocked out?
hackbike 666
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Smokin Joe said:
Oh sorry about that.
