Word of the Day

[Drago]

A wee game.

First person in this thread each day gets to nominate a word. Its then up to the rest of us to use that word in at least one post each.

I'll start.

Today's word is...

ELASTIC

 

[Sharky]

ThE LAST ICicle from the gutter melted today and fell down on my head!

 

[raleighnut]

Testicle

 

[All uphill]

Have you seen drago swivel a sticky pair of y-fronts?

 

[Dogtrousers]

In the test I clearly got all the answers wrong

 

[a.twiddler]

How do you find out if someone is ticklish? You give them a test ticle, of course! (though I wonder if I'm missing something in the jump from elastic to testicle. Though maybe testicle is somehow more entertaining than elastic. Elastic testicle? Elasticle? Testicle festival? I'll get me coat.

 

[Drago]

I once went out with a girl named Tess Tickles.

 

[raleighnut]

I once went out with a girl named Tess Tickles.

Did she

 

[Drago]

More of a slurping sucky sensation.

Next word...

lederhosen

 

[Sharky]

Lederhosen are pants

 

[Dogtrousers]

My next door neighbour had a bit of a problem watering her garden recently. The retractable hosepipe reel had mangled 'er hose nastily.

 

[Sharky]

Looking forward to the next word, will it be Grease?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Our dog, Maise was out for a walk and got some mites on her.
At the vet, it took ages to get 'er last tic off.

Later on though, Maisie became ill again and after some Testy calls she was brought back to the vet where a controversial treatment of lead was administered through a high pressure pipe.
The vet said that all that Led'erhosen' on Maisie would do the trick, although we would still need to apply a topical treatment of Grease to her for a few days.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Looking forward to the next word, will it be Grease?

Make it so!:

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I thought this thread would be moving a lot quicker, liked Greased Lightning in fact... 🤔