swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Googling to see whether anyone else suffers from shorts that drag down at the back when climbing hills, I bumped into the following wee anecdote on another (American) forum...
"A few days ago I was on the Strada cruising happily homewards along the river when a small blurred missile flew out of the bushes by the road, entangled itself briefly in my damp leg hairs--stinging the hell out of my inner calf as it struggled to get free--and then flew directly up the right sleeve my shorts. There, whatever it was nestled tickingly between my thigh and my right testicle, thinking it had found somewhere safe.
Very, very gingerly, in piercing, breathtaking pain from the sting on my leg and in near terror at the possibilty of getting stung in a vastly more sensitive area, I stopped, and with infinite care, dismounted. I pulled my shorts down, right there in the middle of the street, whereupon a large hornet or wasp about an inch in length and with long stringy legs trailing beneath it, disengaged itself from my crotch, performed a few lazy victory laps around my quivering knees and flew off."
Yikes, or what!
"A few days ago I was on the Strada cruising happily homewards along the river when a small blurred missile flew out of the bushes by the road, entangled itself briefly in my damp leg hairs--stinging the hell out of my inner calf as it struggled to get free--and then flew directly up the right sleeve my shorts. There, whatever it was nestled tickingly between my thigh and my right testicle, thinking it had found somewhere safe.
Very, very gingerly, in piercing, breathtaking pain from the sting on my leg and in near terror at the possibilty of getting stung in a vastly more sensitive area, I stopped, and with infinite care, dismounted. I pulled my shorts down, right there in the middle of the street, whereupon a large hornet or wasp about an inch in length and with long stringy legs trailing beneath it, disengaged itself from my crotch, performed a few lazy victory laps around my quivering knees and flew off."
Yikes, or what!