World F#####G Snooker Championships

[Vapin' Joe]

I see John f'ing Virgo is in f'ing trouble at the World f'ing Snooker Championships. He thought the f'ing microphone was switched off when he made a disparaging f'ing remark about the f'ing length of time the match between Selby and Fu was f'ing taking.

You'd think he'd learn to be more f'ing careful.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

F* sake, I wasn't listening closely at the time and f'ing missed it, F*!!

 

[Freds Dad]

F* sake, I wasn't listening closely at the time and f'ing missed it, F*!!

Don't worry it will soon be on F'ing Youtube

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Don't worry it will soon be on F'ing Youtube

Thank f* for that!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Snooker

Oi, LANGUAGE!!

F* sake....

 

[Scoosh]

MOD NOTE:
OK - enough (actually too much) of the swearing, thank you.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MOD NOTE:
OK - enough (actually too much) of the swearing, thank you.

Oh fffffffupp off!!

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I can't stand John Virgo. "Where's the cue ball going, where's the cue ball going!" it squeals.

It can't be going far you daffodil, it's not like it's going to say I've had enough of this abuse and it rolls out of the arena and refuses to play.

On another note, I was watching the Selby/Fu session this morning on the red button and because it over ran it hadn't finished when the BBC1 programme started so they cut the red button transmission for some folk music award thing. That's okay I think, I'll watch it on BBC. Switch over and they are showing bloody highlights even though the match is still going on live

Someone should be sacked for that, no taken outside put in the stocks and pelted with red snooker balls would be a more fitting punishment

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I see someone has edited our posts to omit the offending F words.

Understandable, but still strangely amusing.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I can't stand John Virgo. "Where's the cue ball going, where's the cue ball going!" it squeals.

He needs to go to Specsavers, most of the time you can see from ten foot away that it's going nowhere near the pocket. Virgo is the Andy Townsend of snooker commentary.

 

[TVC]

I see someone has edited our posts to omit the offending F words.

Understandable, but still strangely amusing.

May I refer you to the Derek and Clive sketch, you know which one.

 

[Dayvo]

May I refer you to the Derek and Clive sketch, you know which one.

Not sure you can. In fact, you can't'.

I did and it got pulled. The thread, that is.

 

[colly]

Oi ! Who you calling a..............?

 

[gavintc]

A drinking man's game that has been turned into a pseudo sport. Shame that the TdY was not broadcast, but you can watch wall to wall snooker.

 

[TVC]

Not sure you can. In fact, you can't'.

I did and it got pulled. The thread, that is.

After posting I checked out Youtube and several of their routines have been blocked, Sir must have got really batey.