Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Beebo]

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Thanks for the photos. They really give some realism to this joke. 😁

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Did anybody ever work out why the chicken kept crossing the road

A duck was standing by the side of the road, when a chicken walked up to him and said, "Don't do it, mate... you'll never hear the end of it."

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Seasonal dad joke:

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!

 

[Sharky]

As our visitors leave, I often say ...

Don't forget your car keys ...
You don't want to drive off without them

 

[Sharky]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.

Even fewer letters in December ... Noel

 

[craigwend]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

 

[Sharky]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[Beebo]

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How do you turn a duck into a soul
Singer?
Put it in the oven until it’s bill withers.

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

Knock knock..
Who’s there?
Dunap
Dunap who?
So have I, can I borrow some toilet paper?

💩

 

[Sharky]

I used to annoy my kids when we walked round the canals and waterways in Amsterdam and Bruges when I kept saying ...

"See that bridge, we'll cross that when we come to it"

 

[craigwend]

 

[DRM]

Donald Duck & Minnie Mouse are having a passionate fling at an hotel, realising he forgot to bring some "Protection" he calls room service & asks for a pack to brought up, on arrival the room service person asks Donald, "Would you like me to put it on your bill, sir" Donald replies "What! do you think I'm a pervert or what"!

 

[craigwend]