Worlds worst dad jokes.

[matticus]

Could we have that in a larger font please?

 

[Dogtrousers]

Could we have that in a larger font please?

Will this do?

 

[matticus]

Will this do?
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Bless you!

 

[Chris S]

How do you keep everyone at a Barry Manilow concert on their feet for 60 minutes?
Take their chairs away.

 

[Chris S]

What do Slade drink with their breakfast?
A kipper tie.

 

[Sharky]

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

 

[PeteXXX]

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing; it's on the house.

🎅

 

[matticus]

What do Christmas trees do to get ready for a night out?


They spruce up a bit!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whatever you do in life, always give 100%.

Unless you're donating blood.

 

[Chris S]

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
He's decomposing.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
He's decomposing.

He'll roll over in it when he hears that.

 

[Sharky]

I need to get a job.
I think I will apply to "Search and Rescue".

They're always looking for people.

 

[PeteXXX]

What is the same about red apples & green apples?

They're both green apart from the red one 🍏 🍎

 

[Sharky]

Telling my kids, not to waste apples....
"They don't grow on trees" I say.

 

[FishFright]

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
He's decomposing.

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