Worlds worst dad jokes.

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.

 

[simongt]

Noticed that Domino's didn't serve up their Wenceslas pizza this Crimbo.
Y'know the one that's 'deep pan, crisp and even'.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

Don't use your Tesco Clubcard to scrape frost off your windscreen.
You will only get 10% off.

 

[Chris S]

What is the longest word?
'Smiles' because there is a mile between each 's'.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

How do you make the number one disappear?
You add a 'g' to it and then it's gone.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Jameshow]

As I walked back from the pub last night I watched a hedgehog and a rat fighting to the death....

I stood there for 30mins watching the final outcome of this very sad event.....

Finally the hedgehog won on points!🤣

 

[Chris S]

Why don't hippies wear Dr. Martens?
Because they are resistant to acid.

 

[Sharky]

Entered a competition the other day.

First prize was a week's holiday in Euro Disney.
Second prize was two weeks at Euro Disney

 

[Beebo]

Why don't hippies wear Dr. Martens?
Because they are resistant to acid.

One for the youngsters 😁

 

[craigwend]