Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Joey Shabadoo]

Switch that light off
What light
No bad, how's yourself?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Switch that light off
What light
No bad, how's yourself?

Is that from Aberdeen?

 

[simongt]

When a lass serves you a cuppa and asks would you like sugar - ?
You respond 'No thanks, as you've made it, it'll be sweet enough - !
The old ones are the best - !

 

[Dave7]

When a lass serves you a cuppa and asks would you like sugar - ?
You respond 'No thanks, as you've made it, it'll be sweet enough - !
The old ones are the best - !

Yeah, especially if your wife is next to you

 

[Beebo]

Why do French people only eat one egg for breakfast.

(Punchline must be given in strong French accent)

Because en eouf is enough.

 

[Chris S]

So you have two usernames / logins then?
Very odd.

Apologies to Dave7. I must have forgot where I read it then!

 

[Dave7]

Apologies to Dave7. I must have forgot where I read it then!

ehh ???

 

[Chris S]

ehh ???

 

[markemark]

Why do French people only eat one egg for breakfast.

(Punchline must be given in strong French accent)

Because en eouf is enough.

And they only eat cereal at exactly 8am. A meal they call a huit heures bix

 

[craigwend]

 

[lenfield]

My wife is half French. She only shaves one armpit.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I've just bought a new blindfold.

Can't see myself wearing it though.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Another of those oft repeated things ...

I have a friend whose way of offering a hot caffeinated beverage is to ask "You fokoffee?"

There is a standard answer that begins "No, you fokoffee..." but I've forgotten it.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Another of those oft repeated things ...

I have a friend whose way of offering a hot caffeinated beverage is to ask "You fokoffee?"

There is a standard answer that begins "No, you fokoffee..." but I've forgotten it.

My response is ‘haaalf akup’. (It’s funnier spoken than written.)

 

[matticus]

Why do French people only eat one egg for breakfast.

(Punchline must be given in strong French accent)

Because en* un eouf is enough.

Astonishingly, this thread has actually gone downhill since this post...


*sorry, I couldn't resist fixing that