Worlds worst dad jokes.

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[Dave7]

° Can you tie a knot
° I cannot
° So you can knot
° I cannot knot
° knot knot ?
° Who's there ?

 

[Dave7]

Man in a petshop.
● I'd like to buy a goldfish.
● Certainly sir, would you like an aquarium?
● I really dont care what it's star sign is.

 

[Chris S]

"Why is that dalek getting the train to Devon?"
"Because he's going to Exeter mate."

 

[Ming the Merciless]

“DO NOT TOUCH” must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille.

 

[Dave7]

"Why is that dalek getting the train to Devon?"
"Because he's going to Exeter mate."

Took me a minute

 

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[Beebo]

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People in Dubai don’t watch Fred Flintstone cartoons, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[Sharky]

I called my dog "five miles".

Then I can tell my doctor that I walk five miles every day!

 

[Ming the Merciless]