Worlds worst dad jokes.

craigwend · 1 Feb 2026

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craigwend · Sunday at 00:28

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Dave7 · Sunday at 14:18

° Can you tie a knot
° I cannot
° So you can knot
° I cannot knot
° knot knot ?
° Who's there ?

Dave7 · Sunday at 15:01

Man in a petshop.
● I'd like to buy a goldfish.
● Certainly sir, would you like an aquarium?
● I really dont care what it's star sign is.

Chris S · Monday at 16:50

"Why is that dalek getting the train to Devon?"
"Because he's going to Exeter mate."

Ming the Merciless · Monday at 16:54

“DO NOT TOUCH” must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille.

Dave7 · Monday at 20:29

Chris S said:
"Why is that dalek getting the train to Devon?"
"Because he's going to Exeter mate."

Took me a minute ^_^