Worlds worst dad jokes.

[ebikeerwidnes]

 

[PeteXXX]

I saw a sheep driving a car yesterday... It was a Lamb orghini.. 🐑

 

[PeteXXX]

Dog's can't operate MRI machines but catscan!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[PeteXXX]

The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away...

Rest in peace Zu Min.

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Dogtrousers]

Bloke goes into a Scottish coffee shop and asks for a latte with oat milk. (Very trendy bloke, obvs)
Scottish bloke behind the counter replies, "I'm sorry, I cannae make a latte wi' oot milk"

 

[PeteXXX]

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work

🐮

 

[Sharky]

Two cows chatting in a field.
One says to the other ...
"I've heard that there is a lot of BSE going around"

The other replies ..
"Yep, good job we're sheep"

 

[Dogtrousers]

Two cows chatting in a field.
One says to the other ...
"I've heard that there is a lot of BSE going around"

The other replies ..
"Yep, good job we're sheep"

This reminds me of a Private Eye cartoon from when BSE was first making news. An artwork had just sold for a record breakingly bonkers amount at auction - can't remember what but it was headline news.

The cartoon was captioned "Do I hear £10 million?" and showed a grinning cow eagerly raising its hoof.

I suppose you had to be there, but it was a brilliant weaving together of two completely different news stories

 

[raleighnut]

This reminds me of a Private Eye cartoon from when BSE was first making news. An artwork had just sold for a record breakingly bonkers amount at auction - can't remember what but it was headline news.

The cartoon was captioned "Do I hear £10 million?" and showed a grinning cow eagerly raising its hoof.

I suppose you had to be there, but it was a brilliant weaving together of two completely different news stories

Reminds me of Billy and the 'Wildebeests'

 

[craigwend]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

 

[craigwend]