Worlds worst dad jokes.

[craigwend]

 

[Dogtrousers]

Bloke goes into a newsagents and asks "Do you keep stationery?"
Bloke behind the counter says "No, I move around a bit."

 

[PeteXXX]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The Invisible Man.

Tell him i can't see him!

 

[PeteXXX]

What kind of bees produce milk?


Boo-bees 🐝

 

[lenfield]

Some pirates carjacked me. They were the pirates of the car I be in.

 

[FishFright]

Some pirates carjacked me. They were the pirates of the car I be in.

We need a booing emote for ones that bad .. Well done

 

[Sharky]

Some pirates carjacked me. They were the pirates of the car I be in.

This keeps happening to a chap in Mexico - Carlos

 

[fossyant]

Perhaps not quite a dad joke....

Handy that subscription to 'Viz'.

 

[dan_bo]

Handy that subscription to 'Viz'.

You knows it.

 

[fossyant]

You knows it.

Got to love it's still going !

 

[DRM]

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.

 

[DRM]

Did you hear about the stolen dog collar? Police are looking for leads.

 

[DRM]

What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? “Bison.”

 

[glasgowcyclist]

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

 

[lenfield]

I asked Zammo from Grange Hill for his autograph.
He just said 'no'.