Worlds worst dad jokes.

craigwend · 20 Mar 2026

Dogtrousers · 20 Mar 2026

Bloke goes into a newsagents and asks "Do you keep stationery?"
Bloke behind the counter says "No, I move around a bit."

PeteXXX · 21 Mar 2026

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The Invisible Man.

Tell him i can't see him!

PeteXXX · Wednesday at 15:28

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boo-bees 🐝

lenfield · Wednesday at 17:55

Some pirates carjacked me. They were the pirates of the car I be in.

FishFright · Wednesday at 18:13

lenfield said:
Some pirates carjacked me. They were the pirates of the car I be in.

We need a booing emote for ones that bad .. Well done :smile:

Sharky · Wednesday at 20:49

lenfield said:
Some pirates carjacked me. They were the pirates of the car I be in.

This keeps happening to a chap in Mexico - Carlos

fossyant · Wednesday at 20:59

dan_bo said:
Perhaps not quite a dad joke....

Handy that subscription to 'Viz'. :whistle:

dan_bo · Wednesday at 21:11

fossyant said:
Handy that subscription to 'Viz'.

You knows it.

fossyant · Wednesday at 21:16

dan_bo said:
You knows it.

Got to love it's still going !

DRM · Wednesday at 22:32

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.

DRM · Wednesday at 22:35

Did you hear about the stolen dog collar? Police are looking for leads.

DRM · Wednesday at 22:38

What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? “Bison.”

glasgowcyclist · Thursday at 09:07

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.