Worlds worst dad jokes.

[markemark]

Just realised that is a 43 year old joke.
Not many children are going be get the reference.
It would be a bit like our dad’s referencing some pre war music hall stuff.

Thanks for reminding me how old I am. Do you really want to hurt me?

 

[Sharky]

It would be a bit like our dad’s referencing some pre war music hall stuff.

That's given me an idea for a new thread ...

Who said that?

 

[lenfield]

What did Vera Lynn have for her lunch on Monday?
Whale Meat.

What did Vera Lynn have for her lunch on Tuesday?
Whale Meat again.

 

[Dogtrousers]

What did Vera Lynn have for her lunch on Tuesday?
Whale Meat again.

My mum used to sing that when opening tins of dog food.

 

[PeteXXX]

What goes 99 Bonk?



A centipede with a wooden leg 😂

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Thanks for reminding me how old I am. Do you really want to hurt me?

Don’t mind if I do

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What goes 99 Bonk?



A centipede with a wooden leg 😂

You are not meant to lsugh at your own jokes

 

[PeteXXX]

You are not meant to lsugh at your own jokes

Someone has to! 😋

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Someone has to! 😋

These are dad jokes, someones daughter has to groan at the joke.

 

[Sharky]

What do you call a man with a wooden leg, riding a bicycle?

Spoiler: ???????

A cyclist

 

[Dogtrousers]

What's got six wheels and flies?

A corporation dustcart.

 

[Dogtrousers]

My grandad was a great source of jokes but all I can bring to mind was when there was a football match on telly and the USSR were playing. He said "Yow can tell they'm Russian ... cos they'm rushin' about". It was the funniest and wittiest comment I'd ever heard.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What’s got six weeks and flies?

A dead body.

 

[PeteXXX]

These are dad jokes, someones daughter has to groan at the joke.

And Grandson, too 👌

 

[DaveReading]

What goes 99 Bonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg 😂

My grandad told me that one in the 1950s.