Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Toshiba Boy]

My grandad told me that one in the 1950s.

Well, it's certainly got legs then.....

 

[DaveReading]

Well, it's certainly got legs then.....

That's a matter of opinion - as the man with the wooden leg said.

(another one of his from that era, though that one hasn't stood the test of time so well ...)

 

[lenfield]

I bought a Hip Hop CD. The shop assistant asked, "Would you like me to wrap it for you?"
I said, "No thanks, I'll just listen to the CD."

 

[lenfield]

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?
You can't dip a sailor in a boiled egg.

 

[lenfield]

A monkey says, "Ooh, ooh, ooh, aah, aah, aah," as he's getting into a bath.
His wife says, "Put some cold in then."

 

[lenfield]

An outlaw walks into a saloon with a chocolate bar balanced on his head.
The bartender says, "What's with the chocolate bar?"
The outlaw says, "There's a Bounty on my head."

 

[lenfield]

Did you hear about the illegally parked frog?
It got toad away.

 

[raleighnut]

Did you hear about the illegally parked frog?
It got toad away.

That's old newts

 

[mistyoptic]

That's old newts

Be careful. It could spawn a whole series of puns

 

[lenfield]

I went to the zoo. There was only one animal in it. It was a dog. It was a shitzu.

 

[lenfield]

What do you call a doctor that specializes in Adam's apples?
A guy-neck-ologist.

 

[JtB]

This thread may well contain the world’s worst Dad jokes, but for quite a while now this thread has been (in my opinion) the best of the 3 main jokes/cartoons threads on this site.

 

[Sharky]

My dad always used to say, as we left the house ...

"Follow me, I'll be right behind you"

 

[Gwylan]

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The version by Karen Souza is worth a listen.

 

[PeteXXX]

Be careful. It could spawn a whole series of puns

Next person with a silly pun needs to hop it! 😋