Worlds worst dad jokes.

[T4tomo]

I bought a vinyl record yesterday called "Sounds Wasps make".

When I got home and played it, I said to myself, "This doesn't sound anything like wasps."

Then I realised, I was playing the bee side...

that's too good for this thread!

 

[DaveReading]

Point of order, a saxophone isn’t an orchestral instrument. 😀

Yes, many people objected to sax and violins.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I think I’m addicted to cheese. Don’t worry, it’s only mild

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I think I’m addicted to cheese. Don’t worry, it’s only mild

I'm allergic to cheese and to sausages.

For me, a meal with both of them would be a wurst käse scenario.

 

[lenfield]

What happens if you put ducks in a cement mixer?
You get quacks in the concrete.

 

[Dogtrousers]

BREAKING NEWS:

A photographer has been killed after a massive block of cheddar fell on him.

The people in the photo did try to warn him.

 

[PeteXXX]

How do you get four elephants in a Mini?

Two in the front & two in the back.






How do you know there's eight elephants in the church?

There's two Mini's parked outside.

 

[Lightning CycleQueen]

How do you get four elephants in a Mini?

Two in the front & two in the back.






How do you know there's eight elephants in the church?

There's two Mini's parked outside.

🤣🤣

 

[lenfield]

How do you get two Wales in a Mini?
You go up the A5.

 

[Dogtrousers]

How do you get two Wales in a Mini?
You go up the A5.

Well you could, I suppose. But the M4 would be quicker.

 

[Alex321]

Well you could, I suppose. But the M4 would be quicker.

That depends where you are starting from

 

[Ming the Merciless]

How do you get four elephants in a Mini?

Two in the front & two in the back.






How do you know there's eight elephants in the church?

There's two Mini's parked outside.

How do you know they have been in your fridge?

footprints in the butter

 

[lenfield]

How do you get two Wales in a Mini?
You go up the A5.

Well you could, I suppose. But the M4 would be quicker.

It's an old joke that probably predates the M4. The A5 was the London to Holyhead road.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I've been working as an accountant since 2004, when today for no reason I was made redundant. What a total waste of 14 years

 

[Dave7]

It's an old joke that probably predates the M4. The A5 was the London to Holyhead road.

Built (not literally) by Thomas Telford I believe.