Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Ming the Merciless]

Which vegetable has the best kung fu?
Broc Lee

 

[Hover Fly]

Which vegetable has the best kung fu?
Broc Lee

The “winner “.

 

[Rezillo]

What's white and fluffy and hangs around in a zoo?

A meringuatang 🙊

Brilliant.

An example of justifying establishing this thread as separate from the ‘Any good jokes’ one. For a start, most posts are actually funny.

 

[Profpointy]

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.

Or more correctly, because they have wings not hands

 

[Profpointy]

What's white and fluffy and hangs around in a zoo?

A meringuatang 🙊

Or even worse, albeit a bit more intellectual

"what's purple and commutes?"
"an Abelian grape"

 

[markemark]

Never trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

 

[king of the mole hills]

Or even worse, albeit a bit more intellectual

"what's purple and commutes?"
"an Abelian grape"

What does intellectual mean

 

[Dogtrousers]

Or even worse, albeit a bit more intellectual

"what's purple and commutes?"
"an Abelian grape"

I don't get it.

Gets out joke dissection scalpel.

I mean, I've figured out the mechanics of it: grapes are purple, abelian groups are commutative (thank you, Wikipedia). So an abelian grape would be something that is both purple and commutative.

But why is that a joke? Is it just because it's bizarre and unexpected? Or is it, like the meringue-outan a pun that is obvious to everyone except me?

I'm now sitting in a café muttering "abelian grape" over and over with different intonations, trying to get the pun. I suspect that the joke may be on me.

Edit. I've got it!

Its a pun abelian group vs abelian grape.

Hahahahaha

 

[king of the mole hills]

I don't get it.

Gets out joke dissection scalpel.

I mean, I've figured out the mechanics of it: grapes are purple, abelian groups are commutative (thank you, Wikipedia). So an abelian grape would be something that is both purple and commutative.

But why is that a joke? Is it just because it's bizarre and unexpected? Or is it, like the meringue-outan a pun that is obvious to everyone except me?

I'm now sitting in a café muttering "abelian grape" over and over with different intonations, trying to get the pun. I suspect that the joke may be on me.

Edit. I've got it!

Its a pun abelian group vs abelian grape.

Hahahahaha

I think the main thing is that you get something out of it
Your obviously sat in a caff with no-one to talk to waiting for your advacado on sourdough
So it kept you company
Everyone a winner

 

[matticus]

I don't get it.

Gets out joke dissection scalpel.

I mean, I've figured out the mechanics of it: grapes are purple, abelian groups are commutative (thank you, Wikipedia). So an abelian grape would be something that is both purple and commutative.

But why is that a joke? Is it just because it's bizarre and unexpected? Or is it, like the meringue-outan a pun that is obvious to everyone except me?

I'm now sitting in a café muttering "abelian grape" over and over with different intonations, trying to get the pun. I suspect that the joke may be on me.

Edit. I've got it!

Its a pun abelian group vs abelian grape.

Hahahahaha

Thankyou for taking us on this journey with you.

 

[matticus]

What's white and fluffy and hangs around in a zoo?

A meringuatang 🙊

OK, so I see what you've tried to do there. But:
orangutang => meringutang
Do you see?

But a great effort. 9/10!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I don't get it.

Gets out joke dissection scalpel.

I mean, I've figured out the mechanics of it: grapes are purple, abelian groups are commutative (thank you, Wikipedia). So an abelian grape would be something that is both purple and commutative.

But why is that a joke? Is it just because it's bizarre and unexpected? Or is it, like the meringue-outan a pun that is obvious to everyone except me?

I'm now sitting in a café muttering "abelian grape" over and over with different intonations, trying to get the pun. I suspect that the joke may be on me.

Edit. I've got it!

Its a pun abelian group vs abelian grape.

Hahahahaha

A background in basic group theory would help

 

[T4tomo]

another Mathsy one for @Dogtrousers

Q: If two cats are sat on a roof, which is most likely to fall off?

A: The one with the lower μ .

 

[king of the mole hills]

Did anybody ever work out why the chicken kept crossing the road

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Why did the maths student wear glasses?
To improve their di-vision