Worlds worst dad jokes.

[Dogtrousers]

I say I say. My wife was attacked by a marsupial in the zoo in the capital of Malaysia.

Kuala Lumpur?

No, she got bitten on the arse by a kangaroo.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Found this on Facebook

 

[Dave7]

Q. How does the man in the moon get a haircut?
A. Eclipse it.

 

[lenfield]

What's the difference between driving and parking?
A lot.

 

[lenfield]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Gwylan]

That joke is exactly 39 years old. So anyone younger than 45 or older than 60 probably won’t understand it.

That's a relief. Now I know why I don't understand it

 

[Chris S]

There are two fish in a tank. One says, "You drive, I'll man the gun."

 

[lenfield]

Two sharks are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Punkawallah]

Two eggs in a pan of boiling water. One says ‘it’s bloody hot in here’, the other says ‘wait until you get outside - they bash your head in!’.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

What do you call two Spanish firemen?

Hose A & Hose B

And was it a Manuel pump?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.

That one strike a chord!

 

[Dave7]

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.

He was the fat one from eating too much pi

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

He was the fat one from eating too much pi

These jokes are pointless!