Worlds worst dad jokes.

[lenfield]

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I told my mother I'd call her later, but she said she prefers “mother”.

 

[lenfield]

Why did the jalapeno wear a sweater?
Because it was a little chilli.

 

[lenfield]

What did Sparticus say when a lion ate his mother-in-law?
I'm gladiator.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[lenfield]

My 4-year-old grandson can't say please in Spanish.
That's poor for four.

 

[raleighnut]

My 4-year-old grandson can't say please in Spanish.
That's poor for four.

My grandson can't say no in German and he's nine

 

[Beebo]

Very contrived joke coming up.

My 5 year old was counting to 10 in French whilst swimming a length of the pool. He only made it half way before he sank.

I’ll get my coat.

 

[Sharky]

I’ll get my coat.

Mercy buttercups

 

[Beebo]

Absolutely rubbish joke coming up.


85 people were sailing converted ford transits across the channel to France. My friend Catre got into trouble in a storm.
Catre’s van sank.

 

[lenfield]

Why was the spider so good at HTML?
Because he was a web developer.

 

[Hover Fly]

Why was the spider so good at HTML?
Because he was a web developer.

I don’t think my dad would have understood that, never mind told it.

 

[lenfield]

HTML has been around for 30 years. The original coders would now be well over 50.
Anyway, dad jokes are jokes that are so bad that they are good.

 

[lenfield]

I bought a paper shop.
It blew away.

 

[lenfield]

I went to see an Oasis tribute band.
They came on late so they gave us soup while we were waiting.
You got a roll with it.