Worst song lyric...ever?

[[Philip]]

A pizza hut
A pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken
and a pizza hut
MacDonalds, Macdonalds
Kentucky fried chicken
and a pizza hut

 

[Custom24]

View: http://youtu.be/RG0QKaaLTCE

The lyrics were fine - it was the sax solo that did them in.

 

[Dayvo]

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

This is from Eiffel 65, no points for guessing the song title

Bloody 'ell, that's straight from 'The World According to IanRauk' is it not?

 

[Maverick Goose]

Every loser wins
once the dream begins
In time you'll see
Faith holds the key

'Every Loser Wins' by Nick Berry

 

[Mattonsea]

MacArthur Park - Richard Harris , Sorry but what the hell?????

 

[numbnuts]

There's blood in the dust
Where the city's heart beats
The children play games
That they take from the streets
How can you teach when you've so much to learn
May you turn
In your grave
New world.
There is hate in your eyes
I have seen it before
Planning destruction
Behind the locked door
Were you the coward who fired the last shot
May you rot
In your grave
New world.
There is death in the air
With the lights growing dim
As those who survive
Sing a desperate hymn
Pray that God grants you one final request
May you rest
In your grave
New world.

 

[slowmotion]

Pure poetry from Bono...

"All because of you"

I was born a child of grace
Nothing else about the place
Everything was ugly but your beautiful face
And it left me no illusion
I saw you in the curve of the moon
In the shadow cast across my room
You heard me in my tune
When I just heard confusion
All because of you
All because of you
All because of you
I am, I am
I like the sound of my own voice
I didn't give anyone else a choice
An intellectual tortoise
Racing with your bullet train
Some people get squashed, crossing the tracks
Some people got high rises on their backs
I'm not broke but you can see the cracks
You can make me perfect again

 

[lozcs]

I'm hot just like an oven
I need some love-on

Or..

The waves are rising
I'm capsizing

Great song, awful lyrics... :-)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What about that bloody awful Up The Junction by that bloody awful Squeeze, that song make me wince everytime I hear it, which fortunately isn't very often now since I don't work in an office where you're force fed Radio bastard 2. IIRC couple of choice lines are:

I never thought it would happen,
With me and a girl from Clapham.

Nights in by the telly, although the room was smelly.

FFS!

 

[Glow worm]

There was a dreadful ABC song called 'that was then but this is now' with the awful line 'All fall down, can't complain, mustn't grumble Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble'. apple crumble FFS?!!

The kind of thing Phil Space would be proud of.

And one for pedantic ecologists- the song by Everything But The Girl, that banged on about 'how I miss you like the deserts miss the rain' when of course the desert does not miss rain at all, it is a perfectly adapted environment to arid conditions. Rain would just wreck yer average desert.. Now if the song had been ' I miss you like the maritime forests miss the rain' it would have made perfect sense. Though maybe not quite as catchy.

 

[laurence]

There was a dreadful ABC song called 'that was then but this is now' with the awful line 'All fall down, can't complain, mustn't grumble Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble' apple crumble FFS?!!



The kind of thing Phil Space would be proud of.

that just popped in my head and then i saw your post. it's a classic.

i was always taken by "tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"

maybe there were an awful lot of jails in that town, but still, there's a clue there somewhere.

 

[Bryony]

Pj and Duncan let's get ready to rhumble!

"I'm Ant, I'm Declan, a duo, a twosome got so many lyrics we're frightend to use em.
Got so many lyrics we keep em in stores, we've even got em coming out of our pores!"

 

[MontyVeda]

Every loser wins
once the dream begins
In time you'll see
Faith holds the key

'Every Loser Wins' by Nick Berry

or even...

Anyone can fall in love... that's the easy part, you must keep it going

 

[MontyVeda]

MacArthur Park - Richard Harris , Sorry but what the hell?????

something to do with a bet about being able to write a song about nothing, i believe.

I think it's a cracker.

 

[MontyVeda]

Pure poetry from Bono...

"All because of you"

...
I like the sound of my own voice
I didn't give anyone else a choice
...

Actually Bono, we do have a choice and we've been using the off switch for decades