Worst song lyric...ever?

[hopless500]

But...but..that's not crap - that's great! It's got Albuquerque in it - what's not to like?

I really like 'My computer thinks I'm gay' from up-thread, too. There's wit and imagination in there. This is not what we're after: to whit, witlessness and an utter lack of imagination. Hot dog, jumping frog...got maself a steamin' hog - ye-haw!

It's a great song but as lyrics go they are a bit....odd

 

[User169]

Sexuality- From the bard of barking,billy brag

Always makes me feel queasy. It's like being lectured at by the trendy teacher who's actually a massive dork.

 

[MontyVeda]

It's a great song but as lyrics go they are a bit....odd

since this thread started... the more i give lyrics a second thought, the crapper they become.

never had a problem with...

Bee-bop-a-loo-la she's my baby,
Bee-bop-a-loo-la, I don't mean maybe
Bee-bop-a-loo-la, she-ee-ee's my baby love my baby love my baby... et cetera

but now i think about it, they're also daft at best, crap at worst

 

[ceejayh]

'Putting my defenses up / Cause I don't wanna fall in love / If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack '

Heart Attack by Demi Lovato

Err, I don't think you would would Demi - you silly bint.

 

[swee'pea99]

since this thread started... the more i give lyrics a second thought, the crapper they become.

never had a problem with...

Bee-bop-a-loo-la she's my baby,
Bee-bop-a-loo-la, I don't mean maybe
Bee-bop-a-loo-la, she-ee-ee's my baby love my baby love my baby... et cetera

but now i think about it, they're also daft at best, crap at worst

Oh, no, that's just so wrong! They're daft, yes, but lyrics don't have to be meaningful or anything. Those are just words used as sounds - which is another of their functions, and perfectly legit in the context of music. Most of those great '50s combos - the Drifters, The Popsters, The Muppets - sang songs that were just great melodies and harmonies tied together with doo-wuppery - and they were none the worse for it. Shamma, I say, lamma, nb, ding dong.

 

[Dayvo]

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
And I've got all the right money
And all that, please.
Thank you.

Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I've been here half hour
And I'm getting very thirsty!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Over here!
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Why won't you serve me?

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager—
Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(Time, gentlemen, please!)
And a packet of crisps.

Oh. Ooh.


But I did like the song!

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

What about that bloody awful Up The Junction by that bloody awful Squeeze, that song make me wince everytime I hear it, which fortunately isn't very often now since I don't work in an office where you're force fed Radio b****** 2. IIRC couple of choice lines are:

I never thought it would happen,
With me and a girl from Clapham.

Nights in by the telly, although the room was smelly.

FFS!

Sorry thats a Classic song.

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

If you want a bad lyric how about this classic from Duran Duran

"You're about as easy as a nuclear war"

Wow the talentless bunch from Brum get political.

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

I'm getting weighed down with all this information
Safe sex doesn't mean no sex it just means use your imagination
Stop playing with yourselves in hard currency hotels
I look like Robert De Niro, I drive a Mitsubishi Zero

Sexuality- From the bard of barking,billy brag





It's the last line that gets me,it seemed like he was having trouble thinking of something to rhyme with robert de niro so he thinks oh that rhymes mitsurbushi zero.

I always thought it had something to do with the fact that Mitsubishi Zeros were used a lot as kamikaze planes

 

[marknotgeorge]

But...but..that's not crap - that's great! It's got Albuquerque in it - what's not to like?

I really like 'My computer thinks I'm gay' from up-thread, too. There's wit and imagination in there. This is not what we're after: to whit, witlessness and an utter lack of imagination. Hot dog, jumping frog...got maself a steamin' hog - ye-haw!

That means you can't have the Des'ree song, then. It may be cheesy & daft, but it's tongue-in-cheek - it's not taking itself seriously.

 

[swee'pea99]

That means you can't have the Des'ree song, then. It may be cheesy & daft, but it's tongue-in-cheek - it's not taking itself seriously.

Nah...it might want you to think that, but I don't buy that level of subtlety. I think she really is afraid of ghosts, and she really would prefer a piece of toast.

 

[numbnuts]

As sly as a fox, as strong as an ox
As fast as a hare, as brave as a bear
As free as a bird, as neat as a word
As quiet as a mouse, as big as a house
All I wanna be, all I wanna be, oh
All I wanna be is everything
As mean as a wolf, as sharp as a tooth
As deep as a bite, as dark as the night
As sweet as a song, as right as a wrong
As long as a road, as ugly as a toad
As pretty as a picture hanging from a fixture
Strong like a family, strong as I wanna be
Bright as day, as light as play
As hard as nails, as grand as a whale
All I wanna be oh, all I wanna be, oh
All I wanna be is everything
Everything at once
Everything at once, oh
Everything at once
As warm as the sun, as silly as fun
As cool as a tree, as scary as the sea
As hot as fire, cold as ice
Sweet as sugar and everything nice
As old as time, as straight as a line
As royal as a queen, as buzzed as a bee
As stealth as a tiger, smooth as a glider
Pure as a melody, pure as I wanna be
All I wanna be oh, all I wanna be, oh
All I wanna be is everything
Everything at once

 

[uphillstruggler]

How about

I aint go no mannerz coz I eat with my fingerz

I think by a band called five?

that is awful at its best

 

[marknotgeorge]

Nah...it might want you to think that, but I don't buy that level of subtlety. I think she really is afraid of ghosts, and she really would prefer a piece of toast.

And who wouldn't? Toast tastes better than a ghost, especially when spread with marmalade.

What are crap lyrics are a large proportion of rap songs. Oh, you have loadsa money, so many women you can't appreciate them and drive a 4x4? That's original...

 

[Deleted member 23692]

What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?