Would you like to look at my magic carrot?

[nickyboy]

Well I'm not sure what you were expecting but here it is...

Supermarket giving away misshapes

 

[Tin Pot]

You'll want to see someone about that, the tip is falling off.

 

[I like Skol]

Extract from a Blackadder script....

 

[Rooster1]

disappointment

 

[I like Skol]

And another one....

 

[marknotgeorge]

That's my snowman's poor nose! You, sir, are a blackguard, a scoundrel and a dashed bad hat.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mummy that man's frightening me.

 

[NorthernDave]