Would you vote for this cat as P.M.

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Drago

Legendary Member
Couldn't do a worse job, and it'd get the elderly spinster vote.
 

Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
But we don't vote for PM, we vote for the party which appoints the PM. This would involve voting for the Cat party, and some of their policies are rather dodgy. And I'm pretty sure it was my local Cat party candidate who crapped on my lawn last night.
 

SpokeyDokey

68, & my GP says I will officially be old at 70!
Moderator
If the steely-eyed striped critter could actually answer a question directly, unlike the current evasive incumbent, then he/she would get my vote on that criteria alone.
 

Dogtrousers

Kilometre nibbler
I'm concerned that the chamber of the house of commons would get gradually filled with dead, dying and manically fluttering small birds.

I'm sure we could work around that somehow.
 
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