Yes, M'Lord

[Chris S]

My great-grandmother was supposed to have been related to the local Lord. She inherited two farms from somewhere so there might have been something in it.
The only thing is that in Victorian times everything went to the eldest son. We reckon it must have been hush-money.

 

[Scoosh]

He has a Lab.

Ah, so he is a mad* scientist too ???


*Other forms of scientist are also available ... apparently

 

[User32269]

Being quite a gifted genealogist (without a title to show for my brilliance) I've immersed myself in some extensive research and have discovered the Drago coat of arms.

 

[Scoosh]

Would that scientist be a doctor or even a professor?

More

or

 

[Saluki]

My Dad was related to Lord Lucan if that helps at all.

No, we don't have a clue either.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Is there any likelihood I might find a title that gives me the right to help myself to virgins of the manor on their 16th Birthday or some such? Are there any virgins left by the time folk have turned 16?

Speaking as the father of a 15 year old, the answers to your questions are: There bloody better not be, and there bloody better be. I'll let you decide which is which.

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Well life sucks. And you have my sympathies. That's a huge cross you have to bear.

There's no reason to be quite so snarky. I was simply highlighting the inconsistency where some classes of achievement are rewarded with a title whereas most aren't.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

This is going well.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Aren't you the head of a clan? Can't you get Drago some special McNoodley honour?

I could kneecap him if you want

 

[marknotgeorge]

I think that was what masquerades as humour in dragoworld .

I knew that. I was being somewhat tongue in cheek myself.

(If that sounds, all wrong, I know that I'm trying to say, but can't quite find the right words.)

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

A Glasgow kiss would do.

I'd use my tongue just to give him a thrill

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Aren't you the head of a clan? Can't you get Drago some special McNoodley honour?

The McBridie Clan.

( Coat is on and banned from Angus)

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

The McBridie Clan.

( Coat is on and banned from Angus)

I was back in sunny Forfar today and acquired several bridies - they all arrived home with me due to locking them in the boot so I couldn't snack on them en route.

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

I was back in sunny Forfar today and acquired several bridies - they all arrived home with me due to locking them in the boot so I couldn't snack on them en route.

I do like them much,and I can't wait to try another or 12

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I was back in sunny Forfar today and acquired several bridies - they all arrived home with me due to locking them in the boot so I couldn't snack on them en route.

I always get mixed up which of the two shops has the good ones.

Dundee is easier. "Eh'll hae twa pehs, twa plehn bridies an an ingin ane an aw"