Yet another reason for boycotting Tesco!

[dellzeqq]

we all know that they're unkind to chickens, that they employ JSA labour, and that Lady Porter skipped the country to avoid paying her fine, but the Tesco High Command have really gone and done it now............

they've banned shopping in pyjamas!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8484116.stm (with thanks to Stuart G for the link).

What are these people on??? Tesco at three in the morning would not be Tesco if it were not for shoppers in nighties! Which one of us hasn't marvelled at the ability of people to push a shopping trolley wearing big fluffy slippers with ears and smileyfaces and everything, and then been even more impressed when they jump in the car and drive home wearing the same slippers!

This is an outrage, and I intend to take a hundred friends to their toilets in protest.

 

[Red Light]

What are these people on??? Tesco at three in the morning would not be Tesco if it were not for shoppers in nighties! Which one of us hasn't marvelled at the ability of people to push a shopping trolley wearing big fluffy slippers with ears and smileyfaces and everything, and then been even more impressed when they jump in the car and drive home wearing the same slippers!

Its the ones who sleep commando they were worried about. They've all been out protesting the new ban

 

[G-Zero]

I'm personally all in favour of the ban, I mean can you imagine trying to concentrate on your 2 for 1 offers....

and in the interests of equality....

 

[2wd]

What's that guy in the front row peering at?

He's shocked at the size of the puddle he just left after having a pee

 

[Red Light]

He's shocked at the size of the puddle he just left after having a pee

That's what happens when you get a bunch of incontinent old men together and stand them in the cold

 

[Red Light]

I'm personally all in favour of the ban, I mean can you imagine trying to concentrate on your 2 for 1 offers....

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She'd probably only tell you to BOGOF anyway.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm putting forward their own brand Traditional Porter by Harviestoun Brewery in Scotland as a redeeming feature. Apart from that they're a bunch of sh1ts!

 

[DiddlyDodds]

I like the quote from the lady
She said she had been "popping in for a pack of fags," but if she had been doing a full shop "then we obviously would have gone in clothed".
Obviously a full shop requires clothes , where as a packet of fags does not ,,, so based on reducing sliding scale of cost a packet of Monster munch only needs underwear and a packet of fag papers would only require a smile.

And the chap in the front row of the naked photo fourth from the right has placed his hand in a very strategic position to look a very well endowed chap in the puddles reflection.

 

[accountantpete]

Dell's just anoyed because he was ejected

 

[G-Zero]

She'd probably only tell you to BOGOF anyway.

She did when I married her.... now I can't get rid of her twin sister

 

[Headgardener]

Its the ones who sleep commando they were worried about. They've all been out protesting the new ban

What's that guy in the front row peering at?

Probaly seeing his bits for the first time in years.

 

[Rob500]

Which one of us hasn't marvelled at the ability of people to push a shopping trolley wearing big fluffy slippers with ears and smileyfaces and everything, and then been even more impressed when they jump in the car and drive home wearing the same slippers!

mmmm?
Sounds good to me. Can you get cleats for them big slippers?

 

[Flying Dodo]

we all know that they're unkind to chickens, that they employ JSA labour, and that Lady Porter skipped the country to avoid paying her fine, but the Tesco High Command have really gone and done it now............

they've banned shopping in pyjamas!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8484116.stm (with thanks to Stuart G for the link).

What are these people on??? Tesco at three in the morning would not be Tesco if it were not for shoppers in nighties! Which one of us hasn't marvelled at the ability of people to push a shopping trolley wearing big fluffy slippers with ears and smileyfaces and everything, and then been even more impressed when they jump in the car and drive home wearing the same slippers!

This is an outrage, and I intend to take a hundred friends to their toilets in protest.

Er, this is old news - it was 2 years ago this happened!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Er, this is old news - it was 2 years ago this happened!

To be fair Dell only realised there were other supermarkets apart from Waitrose a few months ago.

 

[Mark_Robson]

Don't these people realise that trade unions fought for hundreds of years to give people the right to shop in Primani PJ's and fake Ugg boots.

I'm ringing my MEP first thing in the morning!