You do what for a living?

[pepecat]

I am a Library Support Assistant.

I used to be a Customer Service Champion. Quite an embarassing title.....

 

[Piemaster]

My official title is ETO. Which in the old days meant Train Driver. Engineering train operator.

Thats an Electro Technical Officer around here.
II got a new job and title yesterday HQES Technical Mentor. It comes with the same desk and benefits as the day before, but now no-one (not even the boss) seems to know what I'm supposed to be doing.

I wanted to be the Engineering Information and Electrical Officer.
Just so I could answer the phone "Hello. Eee-I-Eee-I-Oh"

 

[Archie_tect]

Aha! We have "Customer Solutions Architects" at my place...

Poncy, cretinous HR job title inventors could get themselves up in front of the beak and fined by ARB for misusing the protected title 'architect'... if I could be bothered I'd tell them!

 

[XmisterIS]

I am a Ladyboy. My arse is for rent.

 

[leyton condor]

I had a mate who called himself a fuel injection technician.

He worked at the petrol station.

 

[postman]

I had thirty four years in International world wide communications.With more letters after my name than i care to mention.

 

[Speicher]

The above explanation still does not enlighten me as to what you did.

 

[Speicher]

I am a Library Support Assistant.

I used to be a Customer Service Champion. Quite an embarassing title.....

Did you help someone put up the shelves?

 

[postman]

I sort of sorted letters.amongst other things.

 

[MontyVeda]

I've spent most of the last nine years doing SEO... or Search Engine Optimisation... or trying to put websites at the top of Google... I usually just say 'messing about with websites all day'.

 

[dellzeqq]

nothing. Or, at least, as little as possible.

 

[porteous]

Er; SO2/G4 Land. Before that C2 Int Zagreb

Now retired so nothing at all

 

[addictfreak]

I have a friend who was a scaffolder, but he always reffered to himself as an 'Erection Specialist'

 

[PK99]

As part of a reorganisation, Section Managers (abbreviation SM) became Business Unit Managers

 

[Canrider]

Temporal Contamination Removal Consultant.