Hilldodger
Guru
- Location
- sunny Leicester
Few weeks ago after a series of events I got home and needed a coffee. Took me ages to work out that the reason the spoon wouldn't fit in the jar was because it was a table spoon.
You know you are tired when...
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Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
I have put a pair of socks in the freezer once whilst putting the washing and shopping away at the same time.
Two days later I found the box of fish fingers in the airing cupboard.
DOH
Two days later I found the box of fish fingers in the airing cupboard.
DOH
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
After a long night working, we agreed to take the kids to the pictures, got in the car, drove to the Gate in Newcastle.
Just going up the long escalator my wife behind me whispered, "You do realise you've got your slippers on?
Could have carried it off if they hadn't been joke ones from Christmas... really comfy though. I lasted through the adverts and woke up to the closing credits.
Just going up the long escalator my wife behind me whispered, "You do realise you've got your slippers on?
Could have carried it off if they hadn't been joke ones from Christmas... really comfy though. I lasted through the adverts and woke up to the closing credits.
HLaB
Marie Attoinette Fan
you fall asleep
scots_lass
Senior Member
- Location
- Small village in Fife
I slept almost all the way through a Jethro Tull concert - woke up right at the end!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Well one would.... I was probably the one snoring* in front of you.
...*if you were lucky
...*if you were lucky
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
longers said:
That is so rock 'n' roll
Went to a very smart Highland Ball this weekend and get to bed at 6 am. Breakfast at 9.30 am was a struggle, but I manfully managed it and forced a full Scottish down. A 100 mile drive and then my 52 years caught up with me and I needed an afternoon kip before dinner.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Luckily it wasn't half way down the A90...
Stig-OT-Dump
Guru
- Location
- Glasgow's sunny southside
I've been so tired that I started hallucinating - it threw me a little bit. Then I slept through most of a fire alarm. On the roll-call I was listed as dead. I was on my way out as everyone else was on their way back in but I didn't notice them passing me. I was found in a corner of a carpark about 20 minutes later (asleep).
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
I drove off a petrol fore court with flap open and filler cap off....yup.....last night, outer Blackpool... (Ride the Lights.......) .....fortunately, flashed by a mobile home thingy...... CHEERS...... I thought a bike had fallen off at first (TBH no chance)............ DOH !!!!!!!!! How it happened..........
Pulled into a shell station, smell of coolant everywhere...hmm..... wet tracks where my car was...filled up, smell...forgot to lock the filer....... looked under car......etc.. not me.... drove off....doh...double doh...........not shut the filler cos of the smell of coolant every where.........
Khama, for me stopping to see if a fellow cyclist was in trouble the day before, slammed on, slowed...he was spinning a back wheel, "Are you OK ?"....... "Yeh no problems......" "OK See you later" from me...........
Khama...works...bike/car....does...........you know.............
Pulled into a shell station, smell of coolant everywhere...hmm..... wet tracks where my car was...filled up, smell...forgot to lock the filer....... looked under car......etc.. not me.... drove off....doh...double doh...........not shut the filler cos of the smell of coolant every where.........
Khama, for me stopping to see if a fellow cyclist was in trouble the day before, slammed on, slowed...he was spinning a back wheel, "Are you OK ?"....... "Yeh no problems......" "OK See you later" from me...........
Khama...works...bike/car....does...........you know.............
