You know you're a cyclist when...

[sazzaa]

Sweat used to bother you and now you cycle through cow muck without a second thought (I've just done this)
You find yourself eyeing up bikes instead of the people on them
You wish you worked further away just to have a longer/nicer route
You only check the weather forecast for wind
You become an expert on the non-existance of 'road tax'

(There may be a thread like this already but I can't be arsed looking)

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

When other cyclists don't wave back at your every greeting

 

[HLaB]

When you have a bike and you use it.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

I am not a cyclist, I am a free man

 

[ianrauk]

You spend ages on internet cycling shopping sites looking for something to buy even though you don't really need anything.

 

[biggs682]

and you have at least 3 roadworthy bikes along with a couple that are not

 

[The Brewer]

More Lycra than cotton in your wardrobe

 

[PaulSecteur]

You spend more on a bike tyre than you do on your cars.

 

[wisdom]

You walk funny in funny shoes.
Dress in tight clothing whatever shape you are.
Wear sunglasses when its not sunny.
Wear shorts when its certainly too cold.
People at work haven't a clue what you are on about when you discuss your ride to work.
You have an expensive car in the drive but go to work on a bike whatever the weather.
You are always happy .
The list is not extensive but it sums up a part of me.

 

[wisdom]

Well its expensive to me but 3 years old now.

 

[paul04]

You spend more time cleaning the bike than cleaning the car,

Thinking of better excuses for the other half, so you can go out on the bike (when I was decorating, I said I was going out on the bike while the paint was drying)

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We've covered this before. If you ride a bike your a cyclist.

 

[Hill Wimp]

You mention cadence and your work mates look blank and then one says " so you are into classical music are you ?"

 

[Andrew_P]

When you stroke your top tube with affection....



Oh its only me then!

 

[Simmer]

We've covered this before. If you ride a bike your a cyclist.

You make grumpy posts in a funny thread