You know you're in a classy joint when...

[swee'pea99]

Pictures on the wall, eh? That's class...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You have to wipe your feet on the way out.

 

[Dayvo]

You have to wipe your feet on the way out.

What, as in barefoot bars?

 

[hoopdriver]

I don't mind explaining, one regular on here already has me down as a filthy racist because I dare express opinions about black people so I'm damned to hell whichever way I go.

I dont know whether it's a religious thing connected with the concept of "Pak" which is cleanliness or it's just a culture thing but some Muslim Asians seem to dislike sitting on the toilet seat and prefer to squat perilously, which often leaves footprints on the seat, upsetting the sitters. I can't say I blame them to be honest because some sitters do leave the seats in a disgusting state, even worse is those gentleman who don't bother raising the seat while tinkling, not to mention that the human body actually functions better in a squatting position and you get a much more satisfactory evacuation.... which is why I actually prefer nipping one off in the outdoors when I get the opportunity.

But I'm rambling now.... wait for the diatribe of mouth-foaming abuse from those desperate to demonstrate their impeccable PC credentials.....

Thanks for sharing...

 

[subaqua]

we also have signs on the traps in work asking people not to stand on the seat. One valid reason is not the cost of replacing the huge amount of broken seats but the fact that if the user does slip and the bowl breaks porcelain is razor sharp and can slice into the main artery in your thigh very very quickly. by the time a first aider could be alerted its likely a bleed out

Most of the site welfare we now provide have "multi faith" toilets aka the squat n drops ( I think it should be called multi cultural) so there isn't the need for seat standing

 

[Globalti]

I use the squatters with starting blocks out of preference when there's a choice. But first I check that nothing like a phone can slip out of my pocket.