You know you're old when.....

[Salad Dodger]

You sit and watch Transatlantic Sessions on BBC 4

That'll be me then!

 

[Speicher]

You sit and watch Transatlantic Sessions on BBC 4

Yes, I did that, and then watched most of the "Tubular Bells" programme.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Yes, I did that, and then watched most of the "Tubular Bells" programme.

Oh no - there was me thinking you were only a slip of a lass

 

[User6179]

when your nostril and ear hair starts out growing all the other hair on your body

 

[Fnaar]

Has anyone seen my Ovaltine?

 

[Speicher]

Oh no - there was me thinking you were only a slip of a lass

 

[Deleted member 1258]

You know your getting old when you realize you have qualified for your Bus Pass, yes my application form is waiting for me to fill it in.

 

[ayceejay]

You know your getting old when you go upstairs to get something and when you get there, you can't remember why you went upstairs in the first place. So logic tells you if you go back downstairs your bound to remember what you went up there for. Then you can go back up again. Hopefully you won't forget yet again before you get back up there.

Otherwise known as Keep Fit for Oldies.
I heard the one about recognizing your dad in yourself but it is even more of an eye opener to see that behaviour in your son."On chips boy surely not !"

 

[Kestevan]

You fondly remember the old days, when CycleChat used to be all about cycling.

That would be the alzheimers.... Cyclechat has Never been all about cycling..... just ask Bonj

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You know you are getting old when you suddenly remember an argument you had with someone and wish you had said or done something specific instead of what you did, and it annoys you..... And then you realise it was 15 years ago!

 

[slowmotion]

You are standing by the door on the Tube feeling pretty happy when a teenage boy leaps up and offers you his seat....and you think "What a horrible little b#stard"..

 

[Speicher]

You realise you might possibly be one of the very few people who have an mobile phone that is six years old, and it is just used to make phone calls in emergency and to take the odd, very odd, photograph.

 

[king dick]

What was the question again ????

 

[welsh dragon]

You know your getting old when you have to get up in the middle of the night for a pee.

 

[derrick]

Remembering the first film your Dad took you to see, mine was Ben Hur.