You know you're old when.....

[Saluki]

In my head i'm still 26, my body certainly doesn't agree but so what.

Its not the age, its the mileage.
In my head I am 19 but I creak in the mornings now and am fueled by tea.

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

When you grumble about Edith Bowman escaping from Radio 1 to Radio 6
When you grumble about Sarah Cox escaping from Radio 1 to Radio 2.
When Pop Master is the highlight of the lunchtime shift.
When you consider Radio 4 to be an enjoyable wireless station.
When you listen to co-workers younger than you grumble about aches/tiredness/etc and think to yourself "I had more energy than you when I was your age laddy."
When you look forward to an afternoon nap whilst on your break between shifts.
When co-workers suggest going out on the lash and your first thought is "I really don't fancy a two day hangover; I'd rather have a couple of quiet drinks at home and be in bed at a decent time."


I may be the wrong side of 30 but I'm still the right side of 35; I'm not old

 

[king dick]

You have to sit on the toilet to fart just incase.

 

[Primal Scream]

How not to give in:

Cycling going further and faster
Always be going out, new bars, new restaurants, dont get into a rut going to the same old places.
Dont have a music collection that was completed when your were 25.
Do things on the spur of the moment.
Regular holidays and city breaks.
Gig and festivals.

May not work for everyone but it seems to work for me

 

[Venod]

If your a bloke and get up to the toilet in the night you sit down to have a pee.

 

[pplpilot]

I think it was Jasper Carrot that said you know you're getting old when you loose dress sense and pause momentarily outside Dunn and Co and think hmmmmmm nice cardie...

 

[PK99]

When co-workers ....

When grumpy old man syndrome kicks in at the mention of co-workers!

WTF happened to colleagues!

 

[Hill Wimp]

The Sportives you do for charity, didn't they used to be called sponsored rides

 

[Fnaar]

Your kids know the end of your stories of when you were younger, because you've told them a thousand times already, but have forgotten

 

[ianrauk]

When you grumble about Edith Bowman escaping from Radio 1 to Radio 6
When you grumble about Sarah Cox escaping from Radio 1 to Radio 2.
When Pop Master is the highlight of the lunchtime shift.
When you consider Radio 4 to be an enjoyable wireless station.
When you listen to co-workers younger than you grumble about aches/tiredness/etc and think to yourself "I had more energy than you when I was your age laddy."
When you look forward to an afternoon nap whilst on your break between shifts.
When co-workers suggest going out on the lash and your first thought is "I really don't fancy a two day hangover; I'd rather have a couple of quiet drinks at home and be in bed at a decent time."


I may be the wrong side of 30 but I'm still the right side of 35; I'm not old

When you don't even know who Edith Bowman or Sarah Cox are...

 

[dellzeqq]

When you don't even know who Edith Bowman or Sarah Cox are...

you know you're really old, geriatric in fact, when a friend says 'I only hope I'm as good a cyclist as he is WHEN I GET TO HIS AGE'

just saying.......................

 

[ianrauk]

you know you're really old, geriatric in fact, when a friend says 'I only hope I'm as good a cyclist as he is WHEN I GET TO HIS AGE'

just saying.......................

 

[Finnjävel]

When you no longer buy green bananas.

 

[Fnaar]

... when there's a Clangers revival!!!

 

[Venod]

When you have to smear some of your S**t on a card and post it