You know you're old when.....

[Deleted member 1258]

you know you're really old, geriatric in fact, when a friend says 'I only hope I'm as good a cyclist as he is WHEN I GET TO HIS AGE'

just saying.......................

A fellow Cycle Chatter said something similar to me a while back.

 

[pauldavid]

You get home and the wife's feeling frisky but you'd rather know what's for tea first!

 

[welsh dragon]

It's true then, the way to a mans heart really is fhrough nis stomache.

 

[EltonFrog]

It's true then, the way to a mans heart really is fhrough nis stomache.

Typing in Welsh Gaelic now is it, look you?

 

[Speicher]

Typing in Welsh Gaelic now is it, look you?

 

[machew]

When you used to measure computer storage in nibbles

 

[welsh dragon]

I'll remember that the next time you make a spelling mistake. Ha ha

 

[EltonFrog]

I'll remember that the next time you make a spelling mistake. Ha ha

My mistakes are tryping ellors, not spelling.

 

[welsh dragon]

@CarlP so are mine lol

 

[booze and cake]

....when you can't get out of bed, sit down or stand up again without making any oooooh, ahhhhhh noises

 

[Deleted member 1258]

....when you can't get out of bed, sit down or stand up again without making any oooooh, ahhhhhh noises

You'd have been impressed seeing me rise from my chair at the Cafe stop the other week, I'd done 32 miles getting to the Cafe and then spent 3/4 of an hour sat chatting, when I came to get up I'd seized up completely and It was about 5 miles down the road before I started moving freely again.

 

[subaqua]

when the borough commander of a fire brigade division apologising for a crass comment by his staff looks about 25 and you wonder if he has ever put a fire out !

 

[welsh dragon]

You know your old when drs, nurses policemen ambulance, and fire brigade personnel, all look as if they are 12 years old and should be in school. How the hell can they be old enough to even vote. ?

 

[PaulSecteur]

...when you think the wind is blowing your hair into your eyes, then remember you're a slap head and it turns out its your eyebrows getting in you eyes.

 

[booze and cake]

You'd have been impressed seeing me rise from my chair at the Cafe stop the other week, I'd done 32 miles getting to the Cafe and then spent 3/4 of an hour sat chatting, when I came to get up I'd seized up completely and I was about 5 miles down the road before I started moving freely again.

Hehe, wow you must have been really talking for your body to shut down limbs to enable the mouth to be fully fuelled. On reflection my mum natters so such I'm surprised she can move