- Location
- The TerrorVortex
My old Lab excelled herself by rolling on a long-dead crab. Near Sizewell iirc. It was a long and smelly drive home.
See also : fox poo, cowpats...
See also : fox poo, cowpats...
You mucky mutt....
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ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
My Alsatian had an amazing fondness for 'something' - probably fox
she would be roving around and then I would realise I hadn;t seen her for a few minutes
the bitch (accurate) had smelt an upcoming 'thing' and dropped back
so by the time I realised and looked back she was gleefully rolling her shoulders all over an apparently innocent piece of grass
and by the time I got to her she STUNK
and was insanely happy with herself
total mystery to her why I insisted on getting her home in the car and the abandoning her in the front garden while I shot through the house and opened the side gate
the hosed her down with the cold tap and hosepipe to get rid of the lovely smell before I would let her into the house
sometimes I even inflicted the ultimate punishment of an actual bath
although that was a last resort due to the fall out
has anyone ever seen the colateral damage when an Alsatian, who mostly lives outdoor, (long story - her choice - coat like a car washing sponge) get soaked - and then shakes
she would be roving around and then I would realise I hadn;t seen her for a few minutes
the bitch (accurate) had smelt an upcoming 'thing' and dropped back
so by the time I realised and looked back she was gleefully rolling her shoulders all over an apparently innocent piece of grass
and by the time I got to her she STUNK
and was insanely happy with herself
total mystery to her why I insisted on getting her home in the car and the abandoning her in the front garden while I shot through the house and opened the side gate
the hosed her down with the cold tap and hosepipe to get rid of the lovely smell before I would let her into the house
sometimes I even inflicted the ultimate punishment of an actual bath
although that was a last resort due to the fall out
has anyone ever seen the colateral damage when an Alsatian, who mostly lives outdoor, (long story - her choice - coat like a car washing sponge) get soaked - and then shakes
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Mop time, a Yorkshire terrorist, I mean terrier is bad enoughMy Alsatian had an amazing fondness for 'something' - probably fox
she would be roving around and then I would realise I hadn;t seen her for a few minutes
the bitch (accurate) had smelt an upcoming 'thing' and dropped back
so by the time I realised and looked back she was gleefully rolling her shoulders all over an apparently innocent piece of grass
and by the time I got to her she STUNK
and was insanely happy with herself
total mystery to her why I insisted on getting her home in the car and the abandoning her in the front garden while I shot through the house and opened the side gate
the hosed her down with the cold tap and hosepipe to get rid of the lovely smell before I would let her into the house
sometimes I even inflicted the ultimate punishment of an actual bath
although that was a last resort due to the fall out
has anyone ever seen the colateral damage when an Alsatian, who mostly lives outdoor, (long story - her choice - coat like a car washing sponge) get soaked - and then shakes
