Your partner is feeling amorous and you make them wait until you have seen the tour highlights.
When you have all the Tour live and highlight progammes on ITV 4 set up for recording in advance.
Watching it, I want to be there at a refreshemnt point so that I can get all the team water bottles and Mussetes they throw away (it appears to me that it's a very wasteful sport if they do that!).
Oh and also, I now want an AG2R LA Mondiale top and a Moldovan National Champion one, purely because they look quite nice!
The Katusha and Astana ones aren't bad either!