Cunobelin said:
Sounds very kinky and you admit it isn't "worksafe"!
No, I just didn't have the file at work...
Here:
Oli had been made a special 'yellow cake' (plain sponge, his favourite), with chocolate buttercream icing in a big blob on the top, which he then ate first...
As a child, my favourite dinner was spag bol, with chocolate pudding afterwards, and my face was often a right old mess. My grandfather, a quiet reserved man, once took one look at me and laughed louder than my Mum had ever heard him laugh before.
Actually, not much has changed....