Your first shag - How old were you?

[Fnaar]

I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham. Out on a windy common, that night I ain't forgotten. When she dealt out the rations with some or other passions. I said you are a lady. Perhaps, she said, I may be.

Did you work all through the winter, the weather brass and bitter, and put away a tenner each week to make it better?

 

[Tony Bell]

I was just 17. It was July 1975. Me and my then girlfriend, Janice, were babysitting for some people she knew. The kids were safe in bed, and I was watching a crap film on the telly with more interest than the film deserved, because I knew 'It' was going to happen that night, and I was cackin meself.
Janice came over to me, and said something like 'Are you going to sit there watching that all night, or are you coming to bed?' For a 16 year old, she was very alluring. She was stroking my hair and everything.
I would love to be able to say that at this juncture I picked her up in my arms and swept her off to the bedroom, threw her down on the Brentford nylon sheets and made a woman of her - and a man of meself, as it happens.
But.
Instead, I mumbled something about 'this film is really, really good, and I want to see what happens in the end...
Anyway, to cut a short story even shorter, we did the Wild Thing, and just as I, ahem, Became A Man, I'm not in love, by 10 CC came on the radio. And Janice burst into tears.
And I thought...FFS.

 

[Dave5N]

I was just 17. It was July 1975. Me and my then girlfriend, Janice, were babysitting for some people she knew. The kids were safe in bed, and I was watching a crap film on the telly with more interest than the film deserved, because I knew 'It' was going to happen that night, and I was cackin meself.
Janice came over to me, and said something like 'Are you going to sit there watching that all night, or are you coming to bed?' For a 16 year old, she was very alluring. She was stroking my hair and everything.
I would love to be able to say that at this juncture I picked her up in my arms and swept her off to the bedroom, threw her down on the Brentford nylon sheets and made a woman of her - and a man of meself, as it happens.
But.
Instead, I mumbled something about 'this film is really, really good, and I want to see what happens in the end...
Anyway, to cut a short story even shorter, we did the Wild Thing, and just as I, ahem, Became A Man, I'm not in love, by 10 CC came on the radio. And Janice burst into tears.
And I thought...FFS.

Yeah. Makes me cry every time. Luckily, I can cry alone.

 

[Keith Oates]

I'm in the under 13 bracket but won't give any more details except to say I enjoyed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[walker]

I was just 17. It was July 1975. Me and my then girlfriend, Janice, were babysitting for some people she knew. The kids were safe in bed, and I was watching a crap film on the telly with more interest than the film deserved, because I knew 'It' was going to happen that night, and I was cackin meself.
Janice came over to me, and said something like 'Are you going to sit there watching that all night, or are you coming to bed?' For a 16 year old, she was very alluring. She was stroking my hair and everything.
I would love to be able to say that at this juncture I picked her up in my arms and swept her off to the bedroom, threw her down on the Brentford nylon sheets and made a woman of her - and a man of meself, as it happens.
But.
Instead, I mumbled something about 'this film is really, really good, and I want to see what happens in the end...
Anyway, to cut a short story even shorter, we did the Wild Thing, and just as I, ahem, Became A Man, I'm not in love, by 10 CC came on the radio. And Janice burst into tears.
And I thought...FFS.

that is quality, I nearly wet myself........... oh, I did

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I'm still a virgin and proud of it.

My two Daughters are of immaculate conception (so my Wife tells me, although come to think of it they do look a bit like the Milkman...) and such activity should be banned.




Can you tell I don't get enough?