Your idea of hell?

[bonj2]

I'm actually running for prime minister of benidorm. If I fail I'll just mount a coup. Anyone who comes to my country won't be allowed to leave, and will be forced to be my servants.

 

[simoncc]

Going shopping with a woman because she says that everyone else's partner likes to share in their 'interests'. That's hell. I'd rather stay in watching a Grand Prix with the mother-in-law.

 

[asterix]

Shopping in Castorama (B&Q in France).

Hull isn't that bad: there's an excellent Ferry port out of it. I wouldn't recommend taking the Bridge lest you find yourself in Scunthorpe. Hey! They let me say Scunthorpe. Scunthorpe, Scunthorpe, Scunthorpe..

 

[Kirstie]

Being trapped anywhere in Yorkshire...

 

[trustysteed]

If you want to know what hell is talk to ....some young girl from Moldova who has been trafficked away from her family and friends to work in the sex industry in a foreign country.

do you have to pay extra to talk to her as well?

 

[domtyler]

Shopping in Castorama (B&Q in France).

Hull isn't that bad: there's an excellent Ferry port out of it. I wouldn't recommend taking the Bridge lest you find yourself in Scunthorpe. Hey! They let me say Scunthorpe. Scunthorpe, Scunthorpe, Scunthorpe..

You should try Monsieur Bricolage.

 

[wafflycat]

Watching any kind of motor sport, or ball sport... or listening to blokes rabbit on about any kind of motor or ball sport...

 

[walker]

being stuck with the mother in law and BBC radio 4 on 24/7.