djb1971
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Did a little over 30 this morning, out at 7 o'clock in the dark for a venture around Crewe & Nantwich. Trundling around a country lane I could hear a peeping sound......... it was a motorbike herding cows along the road I was on
It looked like a stampede heading towards me so I slammed the brakes on and had to get up the embankment
For the next few yards there was cow 5hit everywhere!!
It then started to rain so I headed for home. I went through Silverdale traffic lights. If you were one of the 10 club riders waiting there for your boyfriends, who ignored me again when I waved you'll never get any new riders you bunch of sour faced b*****ds
I then had to spend an hour scrubbing rock hard cow crap off my frame & forks. Apart from that it was a lovely ride.
It looked like a stampede heading towards me so I slammed the brakes on and had to get up the embankment
For the next few yards there was cow 5hit everywhere!!It then started to rain so I headed for home. I went through Silverdale traffic lights. If you were one of the 10 club riders waiting there for your boyfriends, who ignored me again when I waved you'll never get any new riders you bunch of sour faced b*****ds

I then had to spend an hour scrubbing rock hard cow crap off my frame & forks. Apart from that it was a lovely ride.



....until i adjusted my rucksack, my clip on LED light fell off and smashed all over the floor...then as i bent over to pick it all up, my mobile fell out of my pocket and skittered all over the road 
. Not easy for runners to carry lights but no excuse for the bicycle.