You're a burglar, but....

[Ming the Merciless]

Their bins

 

[classic33]

Their bins

The wheels off their bins.

 

[rikki]

Just fill their bins up with their neighbours' rubbish.

 

[Andy in Germany]

All the little bits of card from the "one cup" teabags.

 

[raleighnut]

The top off the Toothpaste

 

[gbb]

Reverse the hot and cold cartridge tap inserts, the taps now need turning the opposite way to work.

 

[winjim]

The 'paid' sticker from their green bin.

 

[Cathryn]

The toilet seat - a minor inconvenience.

Worse for women 😉

 

[raleighnut]

Worse for women 😉

Nah, most women I know have perfected the 'hover' when forced to use the loo outside of home.

 

[PeteXXX]

The 'On' switch from the kettle

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

The Off and Snooze buttons from the alarm clock.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The u bend in their sink

 

[gbb]

The u bend in their sink

Wicked !!

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

The u bend in their sink

And I'll raise you - the U-bend in their toilet

 

[PeteXXX]

The antislip thingies from under the rugs.