You're a burglar, but....

[houblon]

And I'll raise you - the U-bend in their toilet

Haha, I think that goes beyond 'mild inconvenience', M. Poirot!

 

[Moon bunny]

Passports would be a mean one as few people look for them until the day they leave for the airport.... [in 2022!']

Really mean, take a note of the number and report it stolen.

 

[Archie_tect]

Relax, everyone's safe... there's a curfew.

 

[Andy in Germany]

The antislip thingies from under the rugs.

I remember my inlaws had a cat who had learned not to try and turn or stop suddenly on a polished wood floor, but never understood that rugs slide. Many times we heard a cut-off "Meow" and saw the startled cat sliding past the kitchen door on a small rug.

 

[houblon]

I remember my inlaws had a cat who has learned not to try and turn or stop suddenly on a polished wood floor, but never understood that rugs slide. Many times we heard a startled "Meow" and saw the startled cat sliding past the kitchen door on a small rug.

That's such a great cartoon image, the startled surfin' cat

 

[Andy in Germany]

That's such a great cartoon image, the startled surfin' cat

Happened several times a day, and it never got old...

 

[Cycling_Samurai]

Relax, everyone's safe... there's a curfew.

For men only. The acts of the few are consequences for the many. That's Justice Folks.

 

[winjim]

For men only. The acts of the few are consequences for the many. That's Justice Folks.

Firstly there's not a curfew. Secondly, if there were it would benefit the many, by maybe half a percent or so.

 

[Cycling_Samurai]

Firstly there's not a curfew. Secondly, if there were it would benefit the many, by maybe half a percent or so.

Facitious - statements made in jest. Humor. Not be taken literally.

 

[winjim]

Facitious - statements made in jest. Humor. Not be taken literally.

Whatever. Let's not derail the thread any further.

 

[Archie_tect]

Change the number plates on their car... and wait, possibly a long time.

 

[PeteXXX]

Steal all the Ferrero Rocher and put Brussels sprouts inside the wrappers..

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Steal all the Ferrero Rocher and put Brussels sprouts inside the wrappers..

Covered in chocolate

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Change the cutlery for plastic versions.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

take all the forks from the kitchen drawer and replace with ones from a totally different set - but leave the knives and spoons from the original set


or it that just me????