You're a burglar, but....

[Cycling_Samurai]

Replace several coffee mugs with small cheap plain ones.

 

[Cycling_Samurai]

Reset all the mobiles to factory settings.

 

[houblon]

Reset all the mobiles to factory settings.

That's PROPER evil 🤣🤣

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Reset all the mobiles to factory settings.

That's PROPER evil 🤣🤣

Nah, that's not evil...

Changing the default language to Malay (for example) would be evil

Top tip: check the phone owner doesn't speak Malay, if they do switch to Ukrainian.

I'm putting waaaay too much thought into this...

 

[cougie uk]

Change the number plates on their car... and wait, possibly a long time.

Reminds me of someone who turned his P reg into a brand new R reg when they came out one August. Only took a strip of insulation tape.

 

[roley poley]

put the loo roll on the dispenser the wrong (according to Mrs Poley) way round " it must have been a break in dear because I would never.. ever do that"

 

[Andy in Germany]

put the loo roll on the dispenser the wrong (according to Mrs Poley) way round " it must have been a break in dear because I would never.. ever do that"

Run a rivulet of superglue across the roll as well, where it isn't visible.

 

[Cycling_Samurai]

Nah, that's not evil...

Changing the default language to Malay (for example) would be evil

Top tip: check the phone owner doesn't speak Malay, if they do switch to Ukrainian.

I'm putting waaaay too much thought into this...

Clearly you don't understand what setting to factory settings does. Where changing the language can be fixed.

 

[Archie_tect]

Alter the central heating clock ... nobody will know how to change that back.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Alter the central heating clock ... nobody will know how to change that back.

Nah - I would - all clock MUST show the correct time so I compare them to an accurate time source every few weeks and adjust accordingly


doesn't everyone???????????

 

[Andy in Germany]

Clearly you don't understand what setting to factory settings does. Where changing the language can be fixed.

Have you ever tried to use the menu on a phone in an non-Roman alphabet?

 

[Andy in Germany]

Nah - I would - all clock MUST show the correct time so I compare them to an accurate time source every few weeks and adjust accordingly


doesn't everyone???????????

I just let them run as they wish and take the time that I prefer.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Replace their real ale with lager and vice versa depending on house you break into.

 

[Cycling_Samurai]

Have you ever tried to use the menu on a phone in an non-Roman alphabet?

Yes I have. It can be fixed. Try restoring your mobile to factory settings and tell me how you fix that.

 

[Cycling_Samurai]

Replace their real ale with lager and vice versa depending on house you break into.

Mate, that is just not right.

"lordy, why am i drinking piss"