A confession. I am a hat man.

[Dayvo]

I'm sitting in a bar in Ireland with my second pint if Guinness, reading this and laughing lokr a drain!

Only two pints? Or is lokr a drain Gaelic for something?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

https://www.joke.co.uk/spanish-bull...4_1480016347_0f70c7a11f9368d50928090479c04f05

Stop. I might end up buying one...

 

[Dayvo]

[QUOTE 4570546, member: 21629"]As a woman who kicks, slaps, grabs and drags down mens balls and then cannot stop laughing for a while I will remember this.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget the Pledge.

 

[Dayvo]

Stop. I might end up buying one...

I can see you in this:

 

[Dayvo]

[QUOTE 4570555, member: 21629"]He's already got 3 children !![/QUOTE]

No, the polish.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I can see you in this:

Aye, that's me looking for you to crack you on the napper wi the golf club and give you your best clothes back

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

This one?

I'm saving that one for a special day.
I made do with this one

 

[Fab Foodie]

No, the polish.

Ive just spat out my stout!

 

[John the Monkey]

[QUOTE 4570258, member: 21629"] View attachment 152424

I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?[/QUOTE]
Is there any way he's disco dancing, at all?

 

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 4570566, member: 21629"]

.... and a wife.

[/QUOTE]
Not for much longer....

 

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 4570577, member: 21629"]@Fab Foodie , darling, don't you mind to answer the question ?[/QUOTE]
I'm a mean mover on the dancedloor!
Some years back I won a Michael Jackson dance-off competition at the Excalibur club in Chicago!

 

[Dayvo]

Aye, that's me looking for you to crack you on the napper wi the golf club and give you your best clothes back

My best clothes are nowhere near as good as those.

 

[John the Monkey]

This seems like a useful multi-purpose hat;

 

[John the Monkey]

...and I'm surprised that this look isn't more popular.

 

[stephec]

[QUOTE 4570546, member: 21629"]As a woman who kicks, slaps, grabs and drags down mens balls and then cannot stop laughing for a while I will remember this.[/QUOTE]
My dream woman.