A riddle: man jumps off a balcony

[classic33]

Oh god someone shoot me.

What's your prisoner number?

 

[classic33]

Oh god someone shoot me.

What's your prisoner number?

 

[User33236]

If the jumper was from Yorkshire, he proably jumped because 10p fell off the windowsill, and he went after it. He wasn't really tryjng to comit suicide.

FTFY

 

[classic33]

The bouncy thing at the bottom didn't belong to him. The other stunt man had deflated it and loaded it on his truck.
PS it is impossible other than by luck to have hit him. The bullet would be travelling at below muzzle velocity , which is? The jumper would be falling at? But accelerating as he fell so he would be travelling at?

Muzzle velocity varies, the man would be at terminal velocity.

 

[GM]

It really is a sealy thing to do, to jump out of a window and expect to land on a mattress!

 

[welsh dragon]

FTWY

It works equally well if its a welshman, irish man. As for the English, well take your pick

 

[classic33]

Then it further reinforces his initial suicide attempt.

On which he changed his mind, albeit a bit late in the day.

 

[classic33]

It works equally well if its a welshman, irish man. As for the English, well take your pick

I'll have the shovel!

 

[sight-pin]

Was he wearing a helmet?

 

[SD1]

Popped mi clogs on the operating table, causing the operation to be stopped in '95, and I'm posting.

So you didn't even die once. If your resuscitated you never died. Stop exaggerating.

 

[classic33]

So you didn't even die once. If your resuscitated you never died. Stop exaggerating. The I hit the ground so hard once I lost lost consciousness and stopped breathing. I restarted without any help from the medic. I didn't die neither did you.

Heart failure main cause, as given on the records.

 

[SD1]

Muzzle velocity varies, the man would be at terminal velocity.

So...jumping caused his death not the bullet?

 

[User33236]

On which he changed his mind, albeit a bit late in the day.

Then he becomes his own killer and the whole world implodes lol.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I spoke to a resident of a tower block shortly after someone had jumped from the top.

"I saw him go past my lounge window," said the resident. "I knew something was up because I live on the tenth floor."

He was maybe testing the theory that jumping from great heights isn't fatal.

Could she hear him saying 'so far so good'?

 

[SD1]

Heart failure main cause, as given on the records.

You didn't die, as given in the records.