ComedyPilot said:
I take it you are a Belgian frites virgin, and are adopting the classic British line, "I'm not eating that muck!"
No - I've had them ad nausiam, and their equally awful German and French counterparts.
That's why I know they are the Devil's own fried squits.
And if you are trying to lump those in the same category as the beautiful standard British chip, you are a ripe candidate for a flaying.