accountantpete
OAP
Bollocks to government and democracy, we all know this is a dictatorship - let's not upset @Shaun any more.
Best you learn your f******* place. You don't run this f******* forum ... You're a f******* pleb.
Bollocks to government and democracy, we all know this is a dictatorship - let's not upset @Shaun any more.
So, successive governments have made a right pigs ear of the job, so I've decided we CycleChatters should have a crack at it.
If we win the election I'll obviously be PM as it was my idea, @Fubar is deputy PM, @Leaway2 is foreign secretary and @raleighnut is transport secretary. Who else wants to be in my cabinet? I'll probably need a good press secretary as I'm quite single minded and will probably drop quite a few clangers.
Interested runners need to come up with some policy ideas. So far we're making cars stop to let pedestrians cross the road, turning most towns and cities in to CenterParcs and paying helmet cammers a fee for catching naughty drivers out.
Who's in?
Your giving fubar a job? Bloody hell.
I was just thinking we need a good chancellor to work out the spending.
I usually just set up monthly direct debits for everything but I suppose its a bit more complex in government?
We should be able to fund everything with all the money we'll save on road repairs, since I more or less banning most private motor vehicle use.
Yebbut, he came up with the fab CenterParcs idea!
SatNav and ColinJ can fight over health.
Everyone gets a chance in the CycleChat government, except the pro compulsion brigade. They're out.Shhhh - she hasn't Sussed me out yet...
Oooh good plan, with Brompton's under our lordly cloaks.A house of lords would be good.We could just turn up,fall asleep and claim £300
Well I suppose you couldn't do worse than the incumbent Deputy PM.Jealousy.
Intolerance will not be tolerated!Everyone gets a chance in the CycleChat government, except the pro compulsion brigade. They're out.
Howsabout @Scoosh for REcumbent Deputy PM?Well I suppose you couldn't do worse than the incumbent Deputy PM