Ever been attacked by a celebrity

[Greedo]

I remember approaching Rolf Harris a few years ago and asking if I could see his extra leg.

He had me in a head lock so tight I nearly blacked out until Roy Walker stepped in and saved me, just when I thought the bold Roy had saved me, Bernard Cribbons had a go at me for winding Rolf Harris up in the first place!!!!!!!


What a day that was!

 

[Mr Pig]

What is it today? Pills, liquid or straight to the vein?

 

[Greedo]

Why do you bother replying if I annoy you so much? Seriously?

It's only a bit of fun and some with a sense of humour play along incase you've not noticed!

What is it today? Pills, liquid or straight to the vein?

 

[John the Monkey]

I once got the evils off David "The Duke" Dickinson, when he was filming in Manchester.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Thats the thing with Rolf, BIG middle leg I hear.

 

[mangaman]

Piers Morgan told me to **** off once - but we were both very very drunk at the time.

 

[dan_bo]

I once got snarled at by Paul Mcshane from Hi-de-Hi. In woolies in blackpool. You'd think he's be glad for the attention.

Oh, and a disinterested 'huhn' from Timothy Healey outside the band on the wall.

Apart from that, no.

 

[rich p]

Thats the thing with Rolf, BIG middle leg I hear.

They all do those Rolfs!

 

[Aperitif]

Rofl

 

[Greedo]

Eddi Reader the ginger chick from the band Fairground Attraction did tell me to piss off when I was a lot younger when we were in the same pub and I kept saying everything was perfect in earshot of her.

 

[Eat MY Dust]

I remember being in a night club many moons ago and Gordon Durie (footballer) was in with some mates being a complete c*ck. I told him it was his fault that Scotland were so sh*t at football. All hell broke loose!!!

 

[swee'pea99]

Met Angela Ripon professionally once, She wasn't rude as such - nothing so active. Simply acted as though I didn't exist. I mean quite literally. Admittedly I was at the very bottom of the food chain involved in the event, but I do remember thinking at the time what a needlessly rude way to behave it was. Stuck up bitch.

 

[Aperitif]

I once got the evils off David "The Duke" Dickinson, when he was filming in Manchester.

"Do you like Dickinson?"

'Don't know Dad - never been to one'...

 

[Auntie Helen]

My husband was doing sound for the British Book Awards a few years ago and the two fat ladies came up to him and asked him to turn the music down, threatening to chuck a jug of water over his head if he didn't. He did. Jennifer Patterson was scary!

 

[ChrisKH]

My husband was doing sound for the British Book Awards a few years ago and the two fat ladies came up to him and asked him to turn the music down, threatening to chuck a jug of water over his head if he didn't. He did. Jennifer Patterson was scary!

Yes, but he could have outrun 'em.