I'm annoyed so ...

[rich p]

That's your prerogative, just as it's mine to find it boorish and offensive. Why the lazy stereotyping of Liverpool? I notice you live in Brighton so it's presumably alright for you to be characterised in lazy shorthand as gay and a soft southerner I assume?

What's wrong with being gay? That's not an insult is it?

 

[arallsopp]

What's wrong with being 'soft' for that matter?
easily shaped; pleasing to touch; not loud...

Sounds ok to me. But then I do live in the south so I probably have little critique.

 

[Aperitif]

What's wrong with being gay? That's not an insult is it?

Don't tell the missus rich...leave that to 'us'

 

[Kovu]

If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike.

What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.

What's long, scouse, and goes around corners?
The Dole queue.

What do you call a scouser in a suit? the accused.

You need to lighten up PaulB, everywhere in the UK has jokes like this. I'm from Belfast take your pick

I tell them all, but with leeds fans

 

[Crackle]

Wow! I missed this thread until now. Has anyone told Paulb to 'carm down' yet?

Scouse jokes, yawn. Still if anyone would like to come and visit their hub caps just pm me.

 

[bonj2]

News flash: a massive meteorite has fallen on the centre of Liverpool! Initial reports are coming in that it has caused an estimated £300 million's worth of improvements.

 

[yenrod]

Well, if that snippet of info hasn't cheered Kovu up I don't know what will!

what are the cheap and cheerful variants? I had you down as a lace panties man.

Well, Noodly there are Cotton underwear for men and synthetic variants !...

So you reckon yenners wears a lacy thong? One bollock hanging either side.

Thats just the cycling shorts !

Pink lace.

Maybe Yenners is the gym instructor, Miss Man, from Scary Movie.

Dam - finally found out !

Nah, yenners has balls no doubt about that.

Wow! I missed this thread until now. Has anyone told Paulb to 'carm down' yet?

Scouse jokes, yawn. Still if anyone would like to come and visit their hub caps just pm me.

Whilst you werent looking Crack I knicked them on ya ! - passed that girl doing the widths too !

 

[Noodley]

I have never lived further north than Buckingham, but I'm not soft

You are, you are just too soft to realise it.

 

[Kovu]

This post took a different way I see

 

[Dayvo]

This post took a different way I see

Bet you've forgotten that you were annoyed, though!